71. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
72. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
73. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
74. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
75. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
76. I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button
77. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
78. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
79. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
80. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
81. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
82. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
83. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
84. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
85. Save water drink beer.
86. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
87. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
88. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
89. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
90. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
91. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
92. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
93. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
94. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
95. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
96. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
97. Scratch here ?????????????? to reveal my status.
98. Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
99. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
100. Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.